“You Cannot Satisfy A Borehole” Governor Alfred Mutua Delivers A Winning Shot to Juliani

Governor Alfred Mutua now wonders how an innocent man like him was expected by society to satisfy a borehole in the form of a human body part.

He has hit back at Lilian Ng’ang’a, rubbishing her allegations that his bedroom prowess is close to zero. The Governor confessed that any man would have a similar problem if they encountered Lilian Ng’anga type of woman whom she describes as a community borehole.

His sentiments come after embarrassing revelations by Lilian Ng’anga that he could not satisfy her conjugal rights and that is the reason she had to look for the energetic Juliani to salvage her from the thirst.

He said he had tried effortlessly to satisfy Lilian’s sexual demands, in vain. The Governor, who said Lilian’s malicious public revelations left him with no option but to equally speak out, says he regrets ever uniting with her in the matrimony.

“Due to public demand, I would just want to tell Juliani that I was there also. You cannot satisfy a borehole kijana. Utajua hujui” the Machakos Governor stated in a short note causing excitement amongst socail media users in the country.

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